Shipping Wars

[Hally]

(Because I'd said I'd get revenge!)

This is a simple thread in which people may have CONTROLLED (<--- BLATANT LIES) (QUIET, YOU) (No. 83) (QUIET) (NEVAAAAAAAH) (SHHHHHH) debates about which TRZ characters could be shipped with who, and why.

Of course, this is also where already established shippings would be listed. And which characters are STRICTLY UNAVAILABLE and which are able to be shipped with large doses of Crack included.

We accept angsty, fluffy, insane, or any other kind of ship. Crack or not, a ship is a ship. And everyone loves shipping.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: No actual wars, please! I said CONTROLLED(<--- BLATANT LIES) (QUIET, YOU) (No. 83) (QUIET) (NEVAAAAAAAH) (SHHHHHH) debates. Besides, being controlled probably means we can spew out more fluff or crack. <3

So, yeah. Lists for organization. Trying to keep up with the others. Will add as it is needed.

Key LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLORS:
Regular - Hallow (Bwah boring ;_; )
Green - Glyph
Red - Meryck
Royal Blue - Elf

ALREADY ESTABLISHED SHIPS:
TrevorxMeryck
BannerxCoffee Shop (THIS IS NOT ESTABLISHED.)
-(Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes it is. >D)
-(Ohhhhhh, not it's not. XP)
-( THE COFFEE SHOP WAS THE PREGNANT ONE. :3 )
Metal SonicxWorld
MephilesxIblis

VERY MUCH POSSIBLE SHIPS:
FingalxGlyph
VesperxGlyph
LexxGlyph
GlyphxFloor (Holy crap, Glyph's on top in this one!)
- (I would hope so. </deadpan>)
-(It'd be CeilingxGlyph, otherwise.)
-(And THAT would just be preposterous.
HallowxMineto (T'is fixed again.)

CRACK:
MaxxCars
EveryonexMineto (I thought this was established the moment Minny came into the RP. :/)
Fingal('s poor skull)xMountain
FinxHunting Knife (EW, KINKY. D:)
-(I think you can blame Merry for that. <3)
-(Damn skippy. :3)
Wolf!WilliamxHallow
VesperxTara
LexxVesper (YOU PEOPLE ARE SADISTIC.)
-(Your point?)
-(... BUT VESPER HATES LEX. XD)
-(And? It's called crack for a reason, dear. XD)
FinxVesper (... And he doesn't care much for Fin at the moment, either. XD)
--(B-but he's so fluffy! D:)
-(And also his near-polar opposite. *snickersnort*)
-(...Polar. |D *SHOT*)
-(What KIND of polar? Bi-polar? Polar Orbit? Polar Bear?)
-(Frosty polar. He's a snowman. _{Vesper's a sandcastle. >D})
-(....*sticks a flag on top of Vesper* 8D)
-(*shoos away irritated bat glares*)
LexxFinxVesper (This is better than that. *Points at one under*)
-(Of course it is. The maniacle prick of the forum is ON TOP in this one. :3)
-(*FACEPALM*)
FinxLexxVesper (Poor Vesper would get murderized...)
-(... Eww. D:)
-(....What way of Murderized are YOU thinking about, Glyph? O.o)
-(You perv. |D)
-(... You're calling ME a perv? Dl)
-(Yes. Yes we are. <3)
-(... Hypocrites. D:)
-( No. Shipper. :3 )
-(Same diff--*SHOT*)
-(No. Hypocrites have some sort of logic. We have none.)
-(... Now I know what to get you all for Christmas. *SHOT*)
FinxLex (BETCH Fin is TOTALLY on top! Ingenuity wins over power every time! >D)
-(Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. |P)
-(I WILL. CUZ I'M RIGHT. >D)
-(In your world. <3)
-(Tell me, what is it like in La-la land, Big Sis?)
-(I hear the weather's nice this time of year.)
LexxFin (Pff. Lex ALWAYS tops, bitch~! 8D *shot*)
-(WHY'D YOU SAY FINXLEX THEN?)
-( That was you, Hallow, not me!)
-("Meryck: *ships Fin/Lex*")
-(YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING.)
-(I JUST DID.)
-(LIES.)
-(BUT- BUT)
-(LIIIIIIIIIIES LIKE THE CAKE)
-(PIE)
SubwayxLex (WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN and why is it not canon?)
-(It's prolly crack because Lex keeps cheating on it(?) with a multitude of people.)
-( Fair enough.)
-(... It is an It, though, right?)
-(....Do YOU know how to check, 'cause I don't.)
-(Frankly?... No. But I want to know so I can further make fun of him.)
Metal SonicxVesper (Where did this one even come from? I'm afraid to let the poor guy get captured, now. XD)
-(I dunno, I think we really were stoned when this one was constructed. Still kinda funny, though.)
-(Being stoned would make too much sense for all of this. XD)
-(We were stoned on Shippy!Crack. :3)
-(Considering that seems to happen with alarming frequency... RUN VESPER, RUN. XD)
-(Awww, but it'd be funny. D: )
- ( Never said it wasn't funny. XD)
MeryckxFin (There, happy Glyph? The one crack pairing you ship out of vengence. XD)
-(WAIT, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? o_O; )
- (I don't ship it. I use it as retaliation. >3)
-(It happened last night whe you weren't looking, Hally.)
-(Because that sounds only vaguely creepy... XD)
-(...Now you got my head all shippy, Glyph. Thanks a lot.)
-(IT'S NOT MY FAULT. Dl)
-(YOUR WORDING FAILS YOU. XD)
-(God, our muses are gonna kill us. This being said, it is kinda cute....considering Mer did rescue Fin from an unfortunate Old Spice Man infection.)
-(BWAHAHAHAHA. >3)
-(It is so cute. But Trevor has recently threatened Fin... D: )
-(Pffft, who ISN'T threatening someone else around here? XD)
GlyphxLexxFingalxVesper (Any order)
GlyphxLexxFingalxVesperxMetal (Any order)
FingalxBanner (if Elf's crush on Holmes has any say on it)
-(Crack is still Crack, Mer, put it where it belongs! :P)
GlyphxARK (Pretty sure this is established too. :/ XD)
-(...XDD)
-(... Glyph, you cheater, I thought you were in love with the Mystic Ruins. *SHOT*)
-(... What about Sonic's shoes?)
-(... No one else has to know about that. >.>)
-(O: Glyph you cargoshipping lover!)
Glyphx[Object or place or extreme historical signifigance] (I SUPPORT THIS SHIP IT SHOULD ALREADY BE ESTABLISHED.)
-(THEN WHY IS IT IN CRACK?)
-(Because I doubt Glyph likes making out with rocks and space colonies.)
-(... Ew. That is all.)
BannerxPowdered coffee
Coffee ShopxBannerxPowdered Coffee (WHAT ARE THESE, I DON'T EVEN.)
-(The coffee shop was the pregnant one!)
-( YAY WE BROKE BIG SIS'S BRAIN! Crack = successful! 8D)
-(It's best not to question it, Elf. <3 )
MinetoxFourth Wall ( Oh, so THAT'S why the 4th Wall breaks so much.)
-(That's a little on the perv side, don't cha' think?)
-(What else is new? XD)
-(Seriously. It's ME. What'd you expect?)
-(That I would say something pervy first.)
VesperxMeryck (... what. XD)
-(...What? I ship it, and I have authority to edit! 8D)
--(I second this.)
-(... So now he's at odds with Fingal, Lex, AND Trevor? XD)
-(... CATFIGHT! 8D)
-(... But none of them are cats... Or female. XD)
-(....are we sure about that last one?)
-(... Well, I can only speak for one of them. But I'm about 95% certain that at least ONE of them is a guy. *SHOTMAULEDMAIMED*)
-(I'd bet it's not Trevor. 8D)
-(I bet they're all just lying and are all really butch Dykes. )
-(For the sake of funny, I'll join you on that. But we need a test, first.)
-(... Yeah... Let me know when you get to that so I can NOT BE AROUND.)
-(Don't be a spoil sport, Glyph. <3)
-(It's my job, dear. <3)
Sexy or SEXY!MinetoxGlyph
-(... It was only a matter of time. XD)
-( And the diference between this and normal MinxGlyph is....?)
-(... Don't ask me, I don't know what goes on in you shippers' heads. I'm waiting for the day someone starts assigning NAMES to these pairings. XD)
[Hallow's wristxMineto's scarf
KagexRoboticizer

OFF-LIMITS CHARACTERS:
Will Phelan (Is freakin' lucky he's immune to all this. D:)
-(I'm so win for being proactive. My poor baby would have esploded from all this madness. XD;)
-(TOO LATE. <3)
-(FAIL. SHOULDA SAID SOMETHING. <3)
-(I DID. D< No one noticed. So I stopped caring. XD)
-(Shoulda said it louder. And earlier.)
-(It wouldn't have made any difference. XD)
-(Probably not. </honesty> )
-(... You guys are awesome. xDDD)
-(<3)

AUTHORXCHARACTER SHIPS:
MinetoxKiara
MinetoxElf
BannerxElf
BannerxHallow (... I-I don't understand... Why MY characters? XD)
-('Cause it wouldn't be as fun with ours. <3)
-(... PFFFFFT.)
-(... THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY PERVY, YOU KNOW.)
-(.....OH LORD NO COMMENT. Aside from this one.)
-(... I WASN'T THINKING LIKE THAT. MY MIND ISN'T IN THE GUTTER, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW. *innocentthoughtsinnocentthoughtsinnocentthouuuuuuuughts* XD)
-(WELL, I DIDN'T ORIGINALLY MEAN IT LIKE THAT, BUT READING IT OVER... XDD)

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(GLYPH'S A PIMP KK. <3)
(Why are you talking to yourself, Hallow? >3 _{Glyph can edit too! >D})
(GLYPH, GET OUT OF MY POST NAOW.)
(... Why would I do that~?)
(Because... Glyph, I will hurt you. D:<)
(You say that like I'm afraid. lD)
(You should be. I have drawing refs for Glyph, Vesper, and Lex. And now Fin.)
(You're not the only one with refs. *pleasant smile*)
(Pfffffft. Like I'm scared of anything you'd throw at me. <3)
(O rly~<3)
(Yes rly.)
(Too bad I'm not known for using chatspeak~<3)
(Hey, rly is not chatspeak - it is... for... owls... and... stuff... STFU AND DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.)
( :3 Buahahaha....*is a ninja*)
(<3)
(<2)
(<1)
(... I worry about you people. XD)
( We love you too. <3)
(Duh.)
(HERPA DERP :B)
(We love you too, Elf. XD;)
(*FACEPALM*)
(LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROOOOOOOOOOOOUND~~~~ )
(No, dear, that's crack.)
(Sticks and stones, Glyph, sticks and stones.)
(... what about them? :3)

[Glyph]

Um, yeah, I'm just gonna put this out there: I'm not someone who puts a lot of thought into romance. Crack pairings in passing when I'm bored, yes--genuinely plotting characters possible love lives, no. I usually just stick to whatever's canon, and I hardly think of it at all when it comes to my own characters. I'm rather clueless when it comes to love. XD

Crack and _mostly harmless speculation, however, is fun. >3

That being said, I also genuinely don't care one way or the other--I respect everyone's opinions. I may freak and spazz out, but I still respect the opinion. XD

[Hally]

Kinda the same here, but... well, any love life my characters have is psychologically tampered with, so it's not too hard. XD;

Yes, yes it is.

Freaking and spazzing is good. <3 So is respecting others opinions! *Thumbs up*

[Meryck]

AHEM

MeryckxTrevor YOU KNOW WHY, HALLY.

FinnyxGlyph.

That is all. <3

[Hally]

Oh, by the way, I highly agree with that second-to-last bit, Merry. FinxGlyph is supportable. Very much so. <3

[Meryck]

MUAHAHAH.

[Glyph]

... You guys are absolutely hopeless. XD

[Elf]

We know. But you love us. <3

What about Glyph x Vesper?! D: *demands it* >.> *still doesn't know which Glyph pairing she's going to support* XD;;;

Also, I have to throw this out there (and I'm UBER GLAD you added a section for it): Will is off limits. Sorry ladies, but he's happily taken. ^.^;;

[Meryck]

*still shipping FinxGlyph*

[Elf]

Of COURSE you are. *SIGH*

[Kiara]

Personally, I ship everyonexMineto.

[GGsYoyo]

MaxXCars?
*Brik'd*

[Elf]

That's cause Mineto = SMT main character, where you can hook up with ANYONE. XDDDD

Max x Cars....BRILLIANT! IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!

...he'd go gaga over Bumblebee--*SHOT/SPEARED/KATANA'D*

[Hally]

Kiara, I honestly can't tell wheher you mean good for Mineto. XD;

Also thank you, Yoyo (AGH, it's weird calling a dude that. e_e), for making not only our first added crack pairing, but also the first PersonxInanimate object. (God, I love those!) <3

And, I'm so sorry Leon, but WHY THE HELL DO I SENSE HINTS FOR WILLXHALLOW? (No, Elf, not your Will, the other Will.)

[Meryck]

....Minny's a pimp?

YAAAAAAAAAY, WTF!

....*ships*