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Meryck
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WTF?! Jan 20, 2010 15:36:06 GMT -5

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Post by Meryck on Jan 20, 2010 15:36:06 GMT -5

A thread for your most WTF moments in life.

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I have decided Green Tea is more dangerous than Crack.

Mom came to pick me up today, and we were talking about my new history teacher, which somehow led to me being more manly then the rest of my school. This being my mom I was talking to, the conversation followed as so:

"So, why?"

"I DON'T KNOW. I just am."

"Why? Are you a dyke?"

"Wha-- MOM!! No!!"

"Do you like looking at the girls dressed up pretty?"

"Moooooooooooooooom!!"

"Or do you like the boys dressed pretty?"

"...The hell, Mom?"

"Maybe you're a gay guy without a wanker."

My brain promptly died.

"WHAT THE-- THAT MAKES NO SENSE!"

"Hahahaha!"

"MY BRAIN HAS DIED AGAIN!"

"Someone has to do it, dear."

Sometime later in the drive (and me claiming all Route 44's are belong to me), I told mom my brain was still dead.

"Hahahaha!"

"How would that even WORK, Mom?!"

She just kept laughing.

"...Do I even want to know what you're on?" We pulled up into our driveway, and she turned to grin at me.

"I'm on green tea."

Thus, my theory that Green Tea is more dangerous than Crack.

True story, happened just a few minutes ago.

I WISH I could make crap like this up...

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Elf Global Moderator She of the Plot-no-Jutsu "War is overdue..." Posts: 361	WTF?! Jan 21, 2010 20:32:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elf on Jan 21, 2010 20:32:10 GMT -5 I FRACKING LOVE YOUR MOM. XDDDDDD It's true...GREEN TEA IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN CRACK. I'm on Green Tea about half the day. Now you know why I'm me. XD;; Also...I am a gay guy without a wanker! dun dun DUN! XDDDD
	"It's the moment of truth, and the moment to lie, The moment to live, and the moment to die; The moment to fight, the moment to fight, To fight, to fight, to fight..." Who do I play?

Meryck Administrator She who says "Brilliant" Does Merry have to Chao Cannon a bitch? Posts: 841	WTF?! Jan 21, 2010 20:38:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Meryck on Jan 21, 2010 20:38:40 GMT -5 I do, too. XD Well, yeah. One of the main reasons this got put up. OH GOD, IT STILL MAKES NO SENSE.
	Your friendly neigborhood admin. It's Brilliant, Brilliant, BRILLIANT! MAH CHARACTERS --> therevivalzone.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=foryourcharacter&action=display&thread=4 Let's break some brains! Oh dear Order... Does Merry have to Chao Cannon someone?

Glyph Administrator Asker of Many Questions ... Should she do that while driving? Posts: 809	WTF?! Jan 21, 2010 20:38:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Glyph on Jan 21, 2010 20:38:41 GMT -5 ... No. Comment. XD
	So open your eyes child Let's be on our way Broken windows and ashes Are guiding the way. Keep quiet no longer We'll sing through the day Of the lives that we've lost And the lives we've reclaimed. Don't hold me up now I can stand my own ground. I don't need your help now You won't let me down.

Elf Global Moderator She of the Plot-no-Jutsu "War is overdue..." Posts: 361	WTF?! Jan 21, 2010 20:41:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elf on Jan 21, 2010 20:41:16 GMT -5 BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!! has broken your brain >D I fear the explanation of what that phrase means for me would be scarier than the statement itself...shall I attempt to reconcile it anyway? XD;;;
	"It's the moment of truth, and the moment to lie, The moment to live, and the moment to die; The moment to fight, the moment to fight, To fight, to fight, to fight..." Who do I play?

Meryck Administrator She who says "Brilliant" Does Merry have to Chao Cannon a bitch? Posts: 841	WTF?! Jan 21, 2010 20:47:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Meryck on Jan 21, 2010 20:47:06 GMT -5 NO, PLEASE DON'T. IT STILL HURTS.
	Your friendly neigborhood admin. It's Brilliant, Brilliant, BRILLIANT! MAH CHARACTERS --> therevivalzone.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=foryourcharacter&action=display&thread=4 Let's break some brains! Oh dear Order... Does Merry have to Chao Cannon someone?

Hally Administrator ...like the crazy person she is LET CHAOS REIGN~ Posts: 362	WTF?! Jun 3, 2010 20:29:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hally on Jun 3, 2010 20:29:56 GMT -5 EVERYHING I KNOW IS A LIE! Also, my craziest WTF moment would have to be... I unno. So far, I just have a lot of runner-ups.

Elf Global Moderator She of the Plot-no-Jutsu "War is overdue..." Posts: 361	WTF?! Jun 3, 2010 23:40:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elf on Jun 3, 2010 23:40:05 GMT -5 THEN POST THE RUNNER UPS. WE MUST KNOW. D:
	"It's the moment of truth, and the moment to lie, The moment to live, and the moment to die; The moment to fight, the moment to fight, To fight, to fight, to fight..." Who do I play?

Meryck Administrator She who says "Brilliant" Does Merry have to Chao Cannon a bitch? Posts: 841	WTF?! Jun 4, 2010 6:50:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Meryck on Jun 4, 2010 6:50:50 GMT -5 INDEED
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Glyph
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... Should she do that while driving?

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WTF?! Jun 4, 2010 10:57:15 GMT -5

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Post by Glyph on Jun 4, 2010 10:57:15 GMT -5

I have several _million...

One involves my biology teacher breaking his toe while wrestling another teacher at a pep rally... in a sumo wrestler suit.

Another involves the same teacher coating his lab table in hand sanitizer and lighting it on fire.

Yet another involve THE SAME TEACHER, explaining to a friend and I how steel wool and batteries don't mix as he waves them around. Of course they were on fire, too...

I loved that school. <3

Last Edit: Jun 4, 2010 10:57:36 GMT -5 by Glyph

So open your eyes child
Let's be on our way
Broken windows and ashes
Are guiding the way.
Keep quiet no longer
We'll sing through the day
Of the lives that we've lost
And the lives we've reclaimed.

Don't hold me up now
I can stand my own ground.
I don't need your help now
You won't let me down.

Elf Global Moderator She of the Plot-no-Jutsu "War is overdue..." Posts: 361	WTF?! Jun 4, 2010 12:17:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elf on Jun 4, 2010 12:17:06 GMT -5 ....I wish I went to your school. I WOULD HAVE LOVED THAT TEACHER. <3 XD
	"It's the moment of truth, and the moment to lie, The moment to live, and the moment to die; The moment to fight, the moment to fight, To fight, to fight, to fight..." Who do I play?

Meryck Administrator She who says "Brilliant" Does Merry have to Chao Cannon a bitch? Posts: 841	WTF?! Jun 4, 2010 20:10:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Meryck on Jun 4, 2010 20:10:32 GMT -5 .....FIRE. THIS PYROMANIAC WANTS THAT TEACHER IN HER SCHOOL.
	Your friendly neigborhood admin. It's Brilliant, Brilliant, BRILLIANT! MAH CHARACTERS --> therevivalzone.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=foryourcharacter&action=display&thread=4 Let's break some brains! Oh dear Order... Does Merry have to Chao Cannon someone?

Glyph
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Asker of Many Questions

... Should she do that while driving?

Posts: 809

WTF?! Jun 4, 2010 20:35:07 GMT -5

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Post by Glyph on Jun 4, 2010 20:35:07 GMT -5

He was the best. He was obsessed with food and he always raided the concession stand while we were fundraising and got severe, HILARIOUS cases of the munchies at three in the morning. >3

But he wasn't my "favorite" of the bunch--that was the guy who went on and on about Smurfs, cookies, and Uranus to his eight student physics class. Just for kicks, one day I shot a periodic table full of arrow holes and handed it to him--the expression on his face was priceless. :3

Both of them went to New York with us.

Best. Trip. EVER.

So open your eyes child
Let's be on our way
Broken windows and ashes
Are guiding the way.
Keep quiet no longer
We'll sing through the day
Of the lives that we've lost
And the lives we've reclaimed.

Don't hold me up now
I can stand my own ground.
I don't need your help now
You won't let me down.