Ask Glyph

[Glyph]

"... Now she wants to point out that Merry could put the gun on a table or something so that someone can take it whenever they feel like it." Pause. "Oh, and she's doing the the "XD" thing again, too." Another pause, in which the hedgehog twitches and sticks out her tongue. "Okay, as funny as that might be, spandex is still creepy."

[Kiara]

Mineto walks in wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a thong.

Thoughts?

And blame voice actor Nolan North for this one.

[Glyph]

"... Um... As nasty as I find that to be, I feel obliged to point out that the vast majority of males walk around stark naked."

[Kiara]

How about HuMineto? Also known as Maneto.

Mineto: WTF kind of name is that.

A MANLY name.

[Glyph]

"... UGH, that's just... EW." She makes another gagging noise and covers her face in her hands, "Are you trying to make me sick?"

[Kiara]

Okayokay so. Serious question time.

Purple... OR GREEN?

[Glyph]

"... Purple." Cue awkward pause. "... Why?"

[Kiara]

You just said Mineto > Manic! GOOD JOB.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[Glyph]

"No I didn't." She replies smoothly, "I said I like purple more than green... And unless you have ice cream on your person, absolutely nothing at all."

[Kiara]

Purple = Mineto, green = Manic. As such, if purple > green, then Mineto > Manic.

...Well then. -eats own Klondike bar- Yum. |D

You just learned that Mineto has an incurable genetic disease that'll probably kill him before he reaches 40. What is your reaction?

Mineto: ._ Way to get to the point...

[Glyph]

"He's... He's... What?!" Looks from one to the other frantically, then pauses on Min after a moment and just... deflates. "Just_{... damn...}"

[Elf]

HEY!! *flailflailflail* Fin is NOT embarrassed about his feelings for Glyph! If asked, he'd answer very honestly. *NODNODNOD* Where Fin falls short is what to do with thoughts of a prolonged relationship--and love. Cause he has no experience in either. HE'S A PRAGMATIST, THROUGH AND THROUGH.

*ahem* Anyway. *so glad Fin doesn't have the ability to break the 4th wall yet* >.>

Also, as for Kiara's last question...I do believe "...damn..." is the proper response, Glyph. XD;

UM. ELF HAS A QUESTION FOR GLYPH. SOMEWHERE. *digs in Bag of Holding* Some...where... *shoves arm all the way in, up to the shoulder, gritting teeth as she roots around* *eyes light up as her hand closes on something* AHA!! *yanks arm out--only to go tumbling backwards with the force of her own yank* *Bag of Holding falls to the ground with a gargantuan CLANK* >.> What, I don't keep an anchor in there. Eh...heh. XD;;;; *closes it up and stands* *ahem*

*unfolds a piece of paper and reads* If you really WERE stuck up in an icy mountain cave with Fingal for an indeterminately long period of time...and the two of you were forced to huddle up to share body warmth...what would you do? :3 As in, what kind of inevitable effects would this have on your emotions, psyche, and sensibilities? >D

[Kiara]

Mineto: ... >_ Just don't worry about it.

Whoop, Mineto just died! What do you do now?

Mineto: D:

[Glyph]

Kiara: "... If you say so." Glyph still appears extremely concerned, but then, telling someone not to worry after they've found out you have a chronic illness doesn't exactly work. She sighs, almost frustrated--what is it with her friends and keeping important, life altering things to themselves? She makes an unhappy noise suddenly, appearing incredulous. "And, that's not funny! That'd be horrible!"

Elf: "... Can I phone a friend?" Her voice is high pitched and weak.

There are no friends here, just crazed shippers. _{And me. But I don't count.} There's no getting out of this one.

Glyph bites her lip for a moment, appearing distraught; then, slowly, she deflates, defeated.

"... I will admit, I like Fin." She fidgets awkwardly, also SUPREMELY glad that Fin can't break the Fourth Wall yet. "... He amazes me, I guess. How could he not? He's a natural born leader, and he always seems to know what to do... Even when he really doesn't. He knows how to fight---WHEN to fight--and it just blows me away to see this poised, collected fox holding a conversation one minute and ripping through a robot the next... He's always so formal, though."

If possible, her ears appear to droop even more.

"But I... I don't know. You guys want me to swoon and blush and admit my undying love for the guy, but it's not... that... easy. I need time to process. If we were forced into that situation, I'd probably be... really scared. Not of Fingal, but... of me. What am I supposed to do? I don't know what I want, but I DON'T want to hurt HIM... WHAT DO I DO?

"I don't know what I feel yet, but I know how he feels, and it'd just be so awkward and terrifying to be stuck together like that, because then it'd just be out there, up in the air, and we'd both know it, and it'd be the only thing I'd be able to think about, and I'd be worrying constantly about whether or not I was leading him on and what HE was thinking and what would happen if I decided that I did want to start a relationship--what would I do then, after all the spluttering and disbelief and indecision I put him through? I mean, I'd rather deal with this sort of thing somewhere where we WEREN'T worrying about freezing to death, when it WASN'T so damn awkward..."

The hedgehog sighs wearily, "So, what would I do? Physically, I'd be leery, but I'd eventually just hug the hell out of him. I might be bundled up, but I am not built for arctic conditions--that is my excuse, and I'm sticking to it. Mentally, I'd probably go through a continuous cycle of shutting down and rebooting, which would probably make it look like I was ignoring him, which would lead to blushing and further humiliating apologies and babble, which would just contribute more to the awkwardness of the situation and make me look like an even bigger jerk than I already am."

[Meryck]

HEY YOU, WRITER ADMIN AMYNESS. DOES GLYPH THE CHARACTER KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE SURPRISE. THE ONE THAT HAS TO DO WITH BLAME IT ON THE GIRL AND BLACKMAIL.